Tuesday, January 15, 2008

vacation piccies because i care.

Oh, look, the camera loves me and i love the camera. i wish i could go through life like this. SPEAK TO THE HAND.

Views from the place we stayed at. almost hard to believe i was there. now for me pictures.

me picture from far away. just how i like it. we hiked diamond head (extinct volcano) go me.

hat n' sunglasses me, nice because the hat detracts from my chubby cheeks and my fuzzy Hawaiian hair is not so noticeable.

Hawaiian rainbow me, ohhhh palm trees and pasty white tourist skin.

And finally a lovely Hawaiian sunset.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

The ugly tourist goes to the Dole pineapple plantation.

This was actually one of those silly cutouts for tourists, perfect for our ugly tourist. oh, it needs palm trees in the background.

Saturday, January 12, 2008


Its a sad thing when you go through life thinking you're at least somewhat attractive and then you get the pictures back from your vacation and realize you have chubby cheeks, fat thighs and the giant Polynesian statue next to you is cuter. Thus we have our first picture of the ugly tourist ME-CHAN and her new friend 'fred'. and no, i'm not showing the actual pictures because they are all ugly. UGLY. except for one which i may put up.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Forget that last post. i went somewhere with palm trees and Hula girls but didn't take any fantastic pictures so no cute Hawaii girls for you. I did happen to take lots of dorky tourist pictures so maybe i'll do that for next time. ehhh, i've been getting into a lot of super awesome artists like Junko Mizuno and that Italian guy who does Tokidoki (i even bought one his vinyl toys, bloody expensive but SO CUTE) so my little angel came out as inspiration. i wish i could draw super cute things and people would throw money at me (like 83$ for a itty bitty little bag by Tokidoki)

Friday, January 04, 2008

Yay, 2008! i disappeared again didn't i? not my fault, the next batch of pictures will show where i went^^